Sunday, 2 August 2015

Sculpture of the Month - I'm late, I'm late... for a very important date!

Professore Marco Valentini is a great teacher. Has thinks, eats, sleeps, and talks philosophy. 

He also tries to enjoy his leisure time, he is a founding member of the Polar Bear Club, they swim each day, he is constantly trying to perfect his Beef Wellington, and this year, he has decided to dedicate himself to learning Pawnee, spoken by Native Americans indigenous to Nebraska. 

Yes, Professore Valentini is somewhat of a perpetual student, always bettering himself.

But, he does have a few habits that he wishes he could improve. He cannot seem to keep his breakfast from dripping onto his waistcoats, he is always losing his house keys,  AND he is always late... very late. Late for his classes, late with his tax returns, late feeding his gold fish... late, late, late!

So watch out citizens of Oxford... as you hear from the rear "I'm late, I'm late... for a very important date!

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